May 2012
batreaux:
i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat
I think it's cute when a guy wrestles a girl for...
allinthebones:
nobsaur:
kkatkkrap:
A’capella...
person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
gleetroll:
i wish tumblr had a ‘create post so only people who won’t get butthurt will see it’ function
remember...
lapifors:
bikechanderson:
robosexualginger:
“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area
