batreaux: i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat
I think it's cute when a guy wrestles a girl for...
allinthebones: nobsaur: kkatkkrap: A’capella...
person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
gleetroll: i wish tumblr had a ‘create post so only people who won’t get butthurt will see it’ function
robosexualginger: “i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area