you and i’ll be safe and sOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOund.
girls at my school: if my parents ever found my blog i would be dead!
their blogs: nothing but pictures of starbucks frappuccinos and girls lying on beaches and scene boys and brotips
friend: ever wondered what the person you're going to marry is doing at this very moment?
me: they're working on their new album
author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
adriofthedead: meximeximan: thelocalpaedo: TAKEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN MEEEEEEEE TAKE ON ME TAKEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN TAKE ON ME I’LLLLLLLL BEEEEEEE GONEEEEEEE IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOO
makingfriendswithsalad: dis nigga cray
Voldemort: Hey I just killed you
Voldemort: And this is crazy
Voldemort: Why are you still alive
Voldemort: You stupid baby
the-vashta-nerada: hey bro bro broski brosicle broseidon, god of the brocean brotato chip brotein shake brosef stalin barack brobama teddy brosevelt don quibrote adrien brody gallilebro gallilei napoleon bronaparte brobo cop leonardo dicapribro broseph mengele bro nye the science guy selena bromez broey deschanel bro dimaggio wolfgang amadaeus brozart brohemian rhapsody ...
tapedtokurtsjunk: Joey Richter on Jessie Pt. 2