April 2012
you and i’ll be safe and sOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOund.
girls at my school: if my parents ever found my blog i would be dead!
their blogs: nothing but pictures of starbucks frappuccinos and girls lying on beaches and scene boys and brotips
friend: ever wondered what the person you're going to marry is doing at this very moment?
me: they're working on their new album
author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
adriofthedead:
meximeximan:
thelocalpaedo:
TAKEEEEEEEE
ONNNNNNNN
MEEEEEEEE
TAKE ON ME
TAKEEEEEEEE
MEEEEEEEE
ONNNNNNNN
TAKE ON ME
I’LLLLLLLL
BEEEEEEE
GONEEEEEEE
IN A DAY OR
TWOOOOOOO
makingfriendswithsalad:
dis nigga cray
Voldemort: Hey I just killed you
Voldemort: And this is crazy
Voldemort: Why are you still alive
Voldemort: You stupid baby
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the-vashta-nerada:
hey bro
bro
broski
brosicle
broseidon, god of the brocean
brotato chip
brotein shake
brosef stalin
barack brobama
teddy brosevelt
don quibrote
adrien brody
gallilebro gallilei
napoleon bronaparte
brobo cop
leonardo dicapribro
broseph mengele
bro nye the science guy
selena bromez
broey deschanel
bro dimaggio
wolfgang amadaeus brozart
brohemian rhapsody
...
tapedtokurtsjunk:
Joey Richter on Jessie Pt. 2